Conversations With Mom
Phone Messages From Mom
Baby In A Basket...Almost
Chris, this is mom. I just want to tell you something that was funny that happened when you were a baby, baby.
When your father and I lived at Grandma’s house she lived on the first floor, Auntie Carol lived on the second floor, and they let me and your dad live on the third floor. So from the third floor to the driveway it was a lot of walking up and down steps. So your father hooked up a thing, to hook up a basket. You know what a regular fruit basket looks like? It’s big and round. So we used to put our groceries in the basket and he would go upstairs and pull it up.
And one day he said to me when he was pulling up the basket, he says, “Put the baby in there.” I says, “What are you crazy?” I wouldn’t put you in the basket and have you pulled up to the third floor! I just couldn’t see it. If you went and wiggled the wrong way you might have fallen out of the basket and landed in the driveway.
But he says, “You could put him in, I’ll get him out.” I said, “NO WAY!” We had a little stir up about that because I wouldn’t put you in the basket to have you pulled up to the third floor. But I was right, everything worked out safely for you back in the day.
Love you son have a wonderful weekend. Okay. Bye
Publisher's Clearing House Contest
Mom: Hello son it's your mother.
Me: Yes mom how are you?
Mom: Did you get my message about entering the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes for me?
Me: Yes but I'm not sure I can enter for you.
Mom: Of course you can! I'm your mother. I've been entering that contest for 60 years and I've never won a thing. I've sent stuff back to them for 60 years and I think after all these years that I have the right to have my son enter the contest for his mother!
Me: Okay
Wanted Spy Eric Snowden
Mom: Hello son.
Me: Hi mom how's it going?
Mom: You know that guy Snowden everyone is looking for?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Well I think I saw him today on my bus.
Me: Really?
Mom: I was going to yell, "Hey Snowden!" but didn't.
Me: Probably good you didn't
Mom: Didn't want him to come over and punch me!
Note to mom: Snowden probably didn't flee the U.S. then Hong Kong, then Russia to ride a senior care bus in Allentown.
The Cookie Monster
Mom: Alright son, I'm going to go now. I've got a cookie in my hand that I want to eat.
Me: Have you heard of Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?
Mom: No, but I tell everybody that I'm the cookie monster.
Me: Oh really?
Mom: The lady that hands out the cookies at 7:00 every night just happens to be named Cookie. When I see her I always yell out so everyone can hear, "Hey Cookie, Cookie, Cookie, I want a cookie, cookie, cookie!" She said she's going to change her name.
Cold Case Files
Mom: Hi son. You got a minute? I want to tell you something.
Me: Sure mom, what is it?
Mom: I saw this show called Cold Case Files. Heard of it?
Me: Yes.
Mom: They found a murderer who had become a preacher.
Me: Oh really?
Mom: He turned his life around but they arrested him anyway.
Me: Sounds interesting.
Mom: I know your a good man son and you don't have anything in your past to be ashamed of.
Me: Thanks mom
Mom: Except for that time when you were a kid and you told me, "I thought I told you to get off that phone!"
Phone Messages From Mom
Baby In A Basket...Almost
Chris, this is mom. I just want to tell you something that was funny that happened when you were a baby, baby.
When your father and I lived at Grandma’s house she lived on the first floor, Auntie Carol lived on the second floor, and they let me and your dad live on the third floor. So from the third floor to the driveway it was a lot of walking up and down steps. So your father hooked up a thing, to hook up a basket. You know what a regular fruit basket looks like? It’s big and round. So we used to put our groceries in the basket and he would go upstairs and pull it up.
And one day he said to me when he was pulling up the basket, he says, “Put the baby in there.” I says, “What are you crazy?” I wouldn’t put you in the basket and have you pulled up to the third floor! I just couldn’t see it. If you went and wiggled the wrong way you might have fallen out of the basket and landed in the driveway.
But he says, “You could put him in, I’ll get him out.” I said, “NO WAY!” We had a little stir up about that because I wouldn’t put you in the basket to have you pulled up to the third floor. But I was right, everything worked out safely for you back in the day.
Love you son have a wonderful weekend. Okay. Bye
Publisher's Clearing House Contest
Mom: Hello son it's your mother.
Me: Yes mom how are you?
Mom: Did you get my message about entering the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes for me?
Me: Yes but I'm not sure I can enter for you.
Mom: Of course you can! I'm your mother. I've been entering that contest for 60 years and I've never won a thing. I've sent stuff back to them for 60 years and I think after all these years that I have the right to have my son enter the contest for his mother!
Me: Okay
Wanted Spy Eric Snowden
Mom: Hello son.
Me: Hi mom how's it going?
Mom: You know that guy Snowden everyone is looking for?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Well I think I saw him today on my bus.
Me: Really?
Mom: I was going to yell, "Hey Snowden!" but didn't.
Me: Probably good you didn't
Mom: Didn't want him to come over and punch me!
Note to mom: Snowden probably didn't flee the U.S. then Hong Kong, then Russia to ride a senior care bus in Allentown.
The Cookie Monster
Mom: Alright son, I'm going to go now. I've got a cookie in my hand that I want to eat.
Me: Have you heard of Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?
Mom: No, but I tell everybody that I'm the cookie monster.
Me: Oh really?
Mom: The lady that hands out the cookies at 7:00 every night just happens to be named Cookie. When I see her I always yell out so everyone can hear, "Hey Cookie, Cookie, Cookie, I want a cookie, cookie, cookie!" She said she's going to change her name.
Cold Case Files
Mom: Hi son. You got a minute? I want to tell you something.
Me: Sure mom, what is it?
Mom: I saw this show called Cold Case Files. Heard of it?
Me: Yes.
Mom: They found a murderer who had become a preacher.
Me: Oh really?
Mom: He turned his life around but they arrested him anyway.
Me: Sounds interesting.
Mom: I know your a good man son and you don't have anything in your past to be ashamed of.
Me: Thanks mom
Mom: Except for that time when you were a kid and you told me, "I thought I told you to get off that phone!"
